Ok, I have a memory that is as sharp as a tack. I can remember vividly things that happened when I very young, 2-3 yrs old. However, lately I can barely remember simple stuff. So let's begin this little journey down memory lane, that is if I can remember...
Parking - I recently went to the library the other day, ran in and out in less than 5 minutes. As I walked through the double doors, I couldn't remember which side I needed to go to. Did I park on the left or the right? If you have ever been to the library it doesn't have a lot of parking, just two sides with about 20 spaces to park. So I paused, and tried to focus, because I didn't want to walk to one side and it be the wrong side. Needless to say, I found my Expedition right where I left it.
Food - Most people realize that ice cream belongs in the refrigerator. So yesterday, I decided I wanted some ice cream. I went to the kitchen, took the box of Breyers Neapolitan about of the freezer, fixed me a cup, and proceeded to put it back. Last night, as I went to get me something to drink, I notice the ice cream is no longer in the freezer but rather in the fridge right next to the leftovers!!! FREAKOUT! That was practically a whole box of ice cream. What moron puts ice cream in the freezer? Well, that would be me.
Keys - I lose my keys all the time. The girls like to play with them, my husband and I cover them up with mail and such. Lately, I have lost my keys only to find them in my hand or in my pocket. After I stand at the door waiting to get inside as Andy comes walking my way. He looks at me strangely and wants to know why I haven't gone inside. I say I am waiting on you dear. He then informs me he gave me the keys. Lookey here, they are right there in my hand.
Kids - Who forgets their kid??? Me. I proceeded to go to work like I normally do each and every morning. Every morning, I drop Anna off at Nell's. As I drive by my mother-in-law's house and come up on the traffic light, Anna says, "Are you taking me to school?" I look down in shock and think how did you get there? So I smile and say, "Of course. Mommy is taking you to school today."
Please tell me when this is over, I will revert back to my old self.
-e
1 comment:
Hahaha....I don't mean to laugh at you, but this post is really funny. I think the funniest thing about the post is that you said "What moron puts ice cream in the freezer?" I think you meant fridge? Plus you said "most people realize that ice cream belongs in the refrigerator" I think you mean freezer? *LOL**LOL**LOL*
I think the story about Anna is the funniest one....but I think your memory or lack of is leaking into your posts.....=)
Don't feel bad! I lose my keys all of the time....plus I lost my battery charger for a whole month AND I'm not even preggers!!!
Maybe your memory will return but if it doesn't your posts sure will crack me up in the future! =p
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